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Red Dead Redemption
... CORRUPTION IN GOVERNMENT and load MARSTON onto a TRAIN. All the PASSENGERS start DELIVERING WORLD-BUILDING EXPOSITION. OLD LADY #1 ... a billion people and get shot a billion times and it was all cool. I don't understand. (beat) Eh, I'll forgive the inconsistency ...
Ed Smith - 03/09/2017 - 17:18 - 10 comments
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Assassin's Creed
... stalking the halls of SOLOMON’S TEMPLE. Suddenly, all the TEXTURES POP OUT and MALIK starts SPINNING IN PLACE. ALTAÏR ... Every bit of promotional material pretends this is a game all about stabbing people during the Crusades! LUCY STILLMAN Ha ha, ...
Craig Sheehan - 02/02/2017 - 13:25 - 1 comment
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Script: Splinter Cell: Blacklist
... Splinter Cell games, it's one of my favourite games of all time. The fact that I'm opening this post on Blacklist with praise for one ... game was touted by Ubisoft as being " a consolidation of all the best ideas from the series " and that rings true. Conviction went ...
Joannes Truyens - 12/10/2016 - 12:48 - 0 comments
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Metal Gear Solid
... make sense because nobody can hear what we're saying. It's all nanomachines and shit, you feel me? SNAKE Got it. Alright, let's ... The GUARD tries to SALUTE, but because the GUARDS are all DUMB SHITS, he accidentally pulls the PIN on a GRENADE TIED TO HIS VEST AND ...
Ed Smith - 07/31/2016 - 20:42 - 1 comment
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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
... join up? JACK MITCHELL Seriously, best friend? In all our time together, this has never come up? Not even when we enlisted AT THE ... WILL IRONS I joined to get away from my father! That's all I've got! They meet up with their PLATOON for a briefing from SERGEANT ...
Joannes Truyens - 08/26/2018 - 00:09 - 9 comments
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Mass Effect 3
... on, let's talk while constantly bumping into people to make all the upcoming exposition seem more dynamic. SHEPARD So I'm back with ... COMMITTEE. DEFENCE COMMITTEE We've lost contact with all our outer colonies. But just like when that was happening with the ...
Joannes Truyens - 10/21/2016 - 18:34 - 6 comments
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Dishonored
... CORVO ATTANO Whoa whoa, Royal who in the Dunwhat? Run all that by me again. RIVERBOAT PILOT Hang on, I have a list of all the exposition I need to cram into casual conversation here. Say Corvo, did ...
Joannes Truyens - 05/19/2022 - 15:47 - 8 comments
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Watch_Dogs 2
... right YouTube video could end corporate greed forever. I do all of our art design. MARCUS HOLLOWAY Oh, so all this shit on the walls and in the DedSec videos, the cluttered obnoxious ...
Craig Sheehan - 07/17/2017 - 18:22 - 1 comment
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution
... I'm amazed I found the time in between turning down all those offers from Tom Ford. ADAM JENSEN Well done. I'd pat you on ... ogle your ex-girlfriend's ass. ADAM JENSEN All that, and you sound like Dr. Venture. Wonderful. ADAM enters the office ...
Joannes Truyens - 12/30/2015 - 07:51 - 7 comments
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Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
... didn’t happen, but now if you just eat me that makes it all sort of even out? DAHAKA Don’t look at me, I neither make nor ... Empress, why don’t I lead the way directly to a portal and all but drag you through with me! The PRINCE follows SHAHDEE centuries back ...
Craig Sheehan - 12/30/2015 - 13:52 - 1 comment