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Scripts

This page contains various Short Scripts of videogames, inspired by the style and approach of The Editing Room. They provide a humorous look at game stories and their implementations (or lack thereof). I am of course aware of the irony in using a movie format for games when elsewhere I gripe about games for borrowing mechanics from movies. But these scripts are not value judgments; they do not wholly reflect my opinions about the games they jape. There is only going to be one spoiler warning: this one.

  1. BioShlock BioShock
  2. BioShlock 2 BioShock 2
  3. Call Of Doody: Modern Watery Fare 2 Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
  4. Deus Sux Deus Ex
  5. Kane & Lynch: Dud Men Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
  6. Mess Effect Mass Effect
  7. Mess Effect 2 Mass Effect 2
  8. Blunder Cell: Conviction Splinter Cell: Conviction