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Scripts

This page contains various Short Scripts of videogames, inspired by the style and approach of The Editing Room. They provide a humorous look at game stories and their implementations (or lack thereof). I am of course aware of the irony in using a movie format for games when elsewhere I gripe about games for borrowing mechanics from movies. But these scripts are not value judgments; they do not wholly reflect my opinions about the games they jape. There is only going to be one spoiler warning: this one.

  1. BioShlock BioShock
  2. BioShlock 2 BioShock 2
  3. Call Of Doody: Black Flops Call Of Duty: Black Ops
  4. Call Of Doody: Modern Watery Fare 2 Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
  5. Call Of Doody: Modern Watery Fare 3 Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
  6. Condemned: Pitiful Origins Condemned: Criminal Origins
  7. Dead Pace Dead Space
  8. Dead Pace 2 Dead Space 2
  9. Deus Sux Deus Ex
  10. Deus Sux: Humoan Revolution Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  11. Deus Sux: Intolerable War Deus Ex: Invisible War
  12. Dumb 3 Doom 3
  13. I.N.F.E.A.R.I.O.R. F.E.A.R.
  14. Kane & Lynch 2: Bog Days Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
  15. Kane & Lynch: Dud Men Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
  16. Mafiyawn 2 Mafia 2
  17. Mess Effect Mass Effect
  18. Mess Effect 2 Mass Effect 2
  19. Error's Edge Mirror's Edge
  20. Poortal Portal
  21. Poortal 2 Portal 2
  22. Blunder Cell: Conviction Splinter Cell: Conviction